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the-fandoms-are-cool:

guns-n-cardigans:

ill-be-fine-love:

gayreyna:

things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

Gaaaaaay.”

dinosaureverything:

"stop doing that"

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darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

Today on ‘Sentences Dan Found Really Hard to Say.’ (x)

aestheticagitation:

Pj Liguori aka KickThePj by aestheticagitation

aestheticagitation:

Pj Liguori aka KickThePj by aestheticagitation

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

nijuukoo:

kimberlyspeter:

luftkissenfahrzeug:

clarri:

wowfunniestposts:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS 

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

More like Harry Hypotternuse.


You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

nijuukoo:

kimberlyspeter:

luftkissenfahrzeug:

clarri:

wowfunniestposts:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

More like Harry Hypotternuse.

You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

jimmyurinesux:

they look like a gay couple on vacation

jimmyurinesux:

they look like a gay couple on vacation

vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

marvelousmerriment:

x

Bonus:

My favorite thing

tuiteyfruityundead:

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip, June 09, 2014 on GoComics.com)

i know this is a joke but The Asylum people would actually makes these

tuiteyfruityundead:

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip, June 09, 2014 on GoComics.com)

i know this is a joke but The Asylum people would actually makes these

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

amazinghowell:

Phil's antique chest
Tea Kitties Fangirl Butterfly Project ALLY Suicide Prevention
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